Cleveland Coffee 

When someone takes the straw from their iced coffee and shoves it up their ass. Then someone else sucks the coffee from the 1st parties dick

I was so thirsty today i drank a cleveland coffee from my uncle.

Cleveland Coffee by Flickerstick182 September 11, 2019

dick swirl coffee 

Generally in an office setting, when someone secretly tampers with the community coffee by sticking their penis in it. Most office coffee has been tampered with in some way and is still known as dick swirl coffee regardless of the actual method of tampering.

I can’t mess with the coffee in the office, that’s for sure dick swirl coffee.

dick swirl coffee by Thefza October 24, 2019

Polish Coffee

A cocktail from Krakow, Poland. The drink can come in a number of forms, but the classic remains the most common. There is some mystery behind it's creation but there are rumours that a manuscript exists detailing the first consumption.

Classic Polish coffee:

50ml Soplica Nutmeg Vodka
75ml Black coffee
100ml Milk

Method, Mix the vodka, coffee then milk. Serve in a highball glass with one striped straw.

"I'll have one Polish Coffee (Polska Kawe) please"

Polish Coffee by charliemurphyyyyyy October 17, 2011

Brazilian Coffee 

When a person puts a coffee filter and coffee pot underneath their ass and takes an explosive shit. The filter will filter out the chunks so only the sweet sweet liquid is in the pot. This can be heated up later to make some delicious Brazilian coffee.

I want a nice hot cup of freshly brewed Brazilian coffee.

Brazilian Coffee by Princess Amy's Peasant July 9, 2016

Double Coffee 

Popular coffee drink made by putting old, cold coffee into a standard coffee maker instead of water to "double brew."

Man, i made me a cup of double coffee, now i don't think I'll be able to sleep for a week!

Double Coffee by Mike61659 September 13, 2009

irish coffee 

Irish Coffee (For One)

Ingredients
1 Measure (3 cl) of Irish Whiskey
1 teaspoon of raw sugar
1 heaped desertspoon of whipped cream
Hot strong coffee to fill the glass

Pre-warm a stemmed glass. Add the whiskey.
Add the sugar and stir in the coffee.
Float the whipped cream on top.
Drink the coffee through the cream (ie do not stir after adding the cream).

Irish Coffee is not for kids.

irish coffee by joe July 22, 2004

That's an awfully hot coffee pot 

Meaning the hot coffee pot is ironic apparently 😐

Eminem: That's an awfully hot coffee pot 😐

someone: wow that is a awfully hot coffee pot

That's an awfully hot coffee pot by Kirby fucin guard March 22, 2021