Meat cake

1. A tasty pie, usually packed with meat of some description
2. Term used for the mentally challenged
3. A vagina

Damn! I never knew this meat cake could taste so salaciously delicious!!

by rtyack November 21, 2010

Cake tart

A cake tart is a famous celebrity who is later found out to be a pedophile.

IE:
Kevin Spacey.
Jared from Subway.
Bill Cosby
The Michigan state Olympic doctor.

I though Jared seemed cool and slim; but damn what a fucking Cake Tart.

by TacoRatty May 17, 2018

bangs cakes

Used to express excitement.

a: "I just won thirty bizzillion dollars!"
b: "Dude, that bangs cakes!"
a: "I know!"

by Jack's Fat Ass July 22, 2009

No cake for jake

When Jake gets no cake

Someone: what did you get for your birthday

Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake

by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022

Cake Bossin

(verb) Fits in place of any verb in any setting. Most commonly used when indulging in cake like activities

Guy 1: Yo where's your brother?
Guy 2: Mane he on the phone Cake Bossin

by BugattiBoy TaCo August 22, 2011

cake statement

A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.

Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.

by oopsididntkillyouyet March 8, 2010

Tube Cake

A big long fat turd. A massive shit.

I just dropped a tube cake that split my ass.

I left a tube cake sticking out of the water in there. Go check it out. It’s a work of art.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018