bum yawn

A slow, tired and usually involuntary fart continually emitted by sphincters of the clientèle of the Cherry Orchard in Chester. Such yawns are commonly encountered after a plate of egg mayonnaise sandwiches and mini pork pies has been circulated.

"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."

"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"

by original jimster June 30, 2009

bum letter

a person who "lets" it up the bum.

person 1: I took up the bum last night
person 2: LOL BUM LETTER

by reftgyer January 25, 2008

bum cringe

When something is so cringeworthy that is makes the cringe run down your spine to your arse.

That was so embarrassing it gave me a bum cringe.

by pinksalamander May 11, 2009

bum stunt

Openly pissing in a corner or public area

Did you see that construction worker pulling a bum stunt

by bum69420 March 11, 2017

Winter bum

A girls arse during the winter months, ie larger than in summer, something you can snuggle up against to keep you warm

Monica is growing herself a nice winter bum,

by Jason Kilorn July 19, 2007

bum clap

When two bum cheeks slap together as air is passed through the anus.

Jerry just had the loudest bum clap.

by LaLa1982 March 19, 2014

bum blasting

The term bum blasting comes from the more well known or more commonly used term known as "bum blaster". These terms are often utilized when describing the nature of sexual intercourse between homosexual males.

"Those two homos spend all of there time bum blasting each other. Bum blasting is their life".

by Diablo74 July 31, 2016