Beaner

me :)

i am a beaner

by beanerhead May 3, 2022

Frosty Beaner

A frosty beaner is when you put ice cubes in a blender, crap in the blender, mix it up and make your woman drink it whilst you spank her booty

Last night, I gave my girlfriend a frosty beaner and it was awesome in a nasty ass way

by Youmaynotseethewizard December 1, 2010

smiley bean chizzer

the smiliest of the smilers.

that girl over there is smiling so much, she's one of those smiley bean chizzers.

by BowlOfSpecialK February 26, 2011

Soggy Bean Eater

A derogatory name for a Filipino Douche Bag.

"Hey, you know that Leeland kid down the hall? He is such a Soggy Bean Eater."

by Anon32546541 October 28, 2011

Black Bean Chimichanga

Double vaginal penetration of a white woman by a Black and Mexican man.

Although double internal ejaculation or creampie is recommended, it is not required for official recognition by competitive sex leagues.

After having just licked her pussy, Jeff found out she just had a Black Bean Chimichanga.

by Ballzbaldwins May 28, 2013

baldy bean

When a girl is licking your balls and you are gentleman enough to make a batch of baked beans so she doesn't have to suffer from the taste of your sweaty ball sweat. It acts as a "chaser" in a way so she doesn't have to swollow gross ball sweat and instead eat some tasty beans.

Jake: "dude this bitch was slobbing on my nuts last night."
Steve: "did you make her some beans?"
Jake: "why the fuck would I do that?"
Steve: "bro it's common courtesy. You gotta give her a baldy bean so she doesn't have the ball sweat taste on her mouth.

Jake: "why doesn't she just get some listerine or brush her teeth?"
Steve: "fuck you."

by jabu1394 March 6, 2014

Slick bean

Also called a "bean head"

Term used for anyone whose head resembles the shape of a baked bean, black bean, or any bean of that sort.

"Dang man, Ray Allen has a slick bean."

Meaning- Ray Allen's head is shiny and looks like a baked bean.

That little kid has a slick bean.

by Bryce T. July 5, 2016