Banhammer Baseball

The game played by trolls on forums, usually involving moderators and/or administrators as the team up to bat and the trolls as the infielders and outfielders. The pitch is the troll posting something against forum rules, the swing is the mod/admin threatening to ban if the troll posts one more trolling post. A strikeout is when the troll doesn't get banned or doesn't post again while a home run is when the troll continues to troll and thus gets banned.

Yeah, some troll decided to play banhammer baseball last night on the forum. He was given a warning, and his response was a "sorry" followed by more trolling and whining... and then the admin scored a home run and banned the clown.

by ratdude747 June 17, 2013

Face to da base

To suck dick to the bottom of the shaft.

"Yo hoe, Face to da base."

by V-Dub March 22, 2007

base

1. The phonetic but incorrect spelling of bass, still occasionally seen in ads that bands put up in music stores.
2. A juvenile way of measuring how "far" a couple has gotten in terms of sexual activity, drawing an analogy to a game of baseball. Typically, "First Base", "Second Base" and so on refer respectively to tongue kissing, some type of heavy groping, oral sex, and full intercourse. Though the precise definitions have been known to vary.

1. "Our hevey metel band is seeking a drumer and base player."
2. "You went out with Cindy last night? So, dude, did you get to third base with her?"

by Bill M. September 10, 2004

Based Sigma Male

A based sigma male is a man who is Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, most likely psychologically unstable, and is most importantly of all, a physically fit or at least physically normal male human being with little to no friends.

John Johnson: I was banned from social media
Joe: For what
John Johnson: For being too much of a based sigma male
Joe: Based

by SigmaGigachadster May 27, 2022

Based God

When someone is so based that they are considered by some to be a god-like being. Lil' B perfected this act of being based, dubbing him as the REAL Based God. When others try to imitate, he shits on them. He also acquires maximum swag and can fuck all of your bitches.

Money Bags: "Hey yo Shawty! My girl Keesha! You seen that nigga Lil' B?"
Keesha: "You mean Based God? Oh yeah we just got done..."
Money Bags: "Don't tell me...HE FUCKED ALL MY BITCHES!!!"

by BTOR: THE HUMAN SWAG January 1, 2012

lacrosse vs. baseball

An argument between baseball and lacrosse players. Generally decided by questions regarding, Which sport takes more skill? Which sport takes more coordination?

Generally not decided by: which game is more rad? Which game depends more on your hairstyle or your sick flow?

The argument is thus usually won by baseball players. Because as a general rule, all lacrosse players started out playing baseball, failed miserably and started playing lacrosse. No baseball players have ever played lacrosse...because they never needed to play lacrosse...because they were good at baseball in the first place.

lacrosse vs. baseball

BP: Why dont you play baseball?
LP: Because I couldn't hit a baseball in little league.
BP: Oh, that sucks.
LP: Why don't you try playing the sickest game on two feet?
BP: What's that?
LP: Lacrosse Broseph!!!
BP: Um, I don't need to. I'm good at baseball.
LP: Oh. Have fun doing what I can't do.

by OleMiss March 10, 2008

Baseball Bro

Baseball bro is like lax bro but better. They always spit and wear hats , anyway they want, they wear the fleece or pullovers for their team, they also wear calf socks and shorts as much as they can, if they are a catcher they always bring their mitt to every practice. They talk like lax bros but talk about how much spittin they have done and how many double headers they have played, and always were training shoes!
Bro it up for the baseball bros

Hey bro I had two double headers yesterday, caught four innings, ya i know my pullover is pretty chill, ya i am the ultimate Baseball Bro

by Best Baseballbro February 28, 2011