Alpha

Alpha people are not pussy. They are better than beta and can do great things like pullin' bitches.

Beta: Those 2 girls. Lemme pull that girl right there. You can pull the other one.
Alpha: Na, I'm gonna pull both of them. Stop being Beta. Be Alpha

by Zxify_Da2nd May 15, 2023

Generation alpha.

A generation more doomed than the people in hell.

Generation Alpha. is so cooked I'm not going to lie

by Eliasthefat74 August 1, 2024

Alpha

Brock Martin

“Wait, is that Brock Martin???”
“Oh yeah it is.”
“Dang that guy is the ultimate alpha”

by jmbwsr November 21, 2021

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level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

Person 1: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 2: kys ni

by kisuuuuuu December 23, 2023

Lambda Chi Alpha

Lambda men are cute little short kings. Majority of them respects women. Never really had any roofie rumors. All good grades, but they are all kinda stupid. A lot of them could pull, but no one has ever heard of them being with a women. There are a couple of man whores though.

"Hey are you going to the Lambda Chi Alpha Dayge? It's their annual Olympics party."

"Of course I am! Rather go to Lambda then Pike Spike..."

by penishehe69 August 27, 2023

Alpha M.

As his completely and utterly delusional pseudonym unquestionably suggests, the dwarfed 5ft4 small turbo-manlet Aaron "Alpha M." Marino is the preposterously petite personification of manlet cope. Exceeding only at telling tall tales about protein powder and his self-evident manletism, taking steroids, giving standing blowjobs and constantly inventing new forms of manlet mathematics and guy height, Aaron "Absolute Manlet" Marino is axiomatically afflicted with such Stalinesquely severe levels of small man syndrome due to his subhumanly stunted short stature, that he is forced to regularly post mortifyingly manletism and manlet rage-induced bitterly boyish bodybuilding YouTube videos out of his manlet pit of a hobbit-hole, like the sneaky and stunted, effeminate Ewok, petite little manlet princess that he most certainly is. Perhaps Aaron "Abominable Manlet" Marino would be best advised to stop being an overcompensating, scamming Little Napoleon and to finally embrace his peculiar petiteness and inherent effeminacy by henceforth only posting baking, cooking, home decoration and yoga videos while enthusiastically submitting to a real man (manmore) and thereby accepting his ridiculous role as the sexy sissy manlet that he was always destined to be, as nature so clearly intends it?

Madison: Manlet detected. Isn't that Aaron Alpha M. "Abhorrently Minuscule" Marino being brutally squashed beneath a two-pound dumbbell over there? Maria: Who cares? Short people got nobody. Madison: Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator October 3, 2024

Alpha male

Male which is natural leader of pack or herd.
He breeds with most females and protects and leads the pack.

In human society, this term describes man succesful in life and mostly with women.
Alpha males have high social status, are very popular in their social circle and can date or get women easily. Alpha males are often friendly, slightly arrogant and know their value. Moreover, they are known for not simping on women, in contrast to beta males.

However, this term is also used for arrogant, overconfidenty or pricky men. Who hide their fears and uneasinesses behind false ego.
It is notable to say that properties above are not what being alpha male means.

He doesn't simp on women, truly an Alpha male.

He is such arrogant wannabe Alpha male.

by Hauby July 5, 2022