Savage skull is a program that turns gay men into gay pornstars. It consists of forming a jizzcicle out of cum and eating it, in some cases the Bloody Dragon is performed to add flair to the concoction. After that they are inducted into the world of gay porn and can perform all of the buggery their heart’s desire.
Mike-“Did you hear that jake is going through Savage Skull?!”
Ethan-“Yeah he is at the top of his class, with him being the only one to attempt a Bloody Dragon during the program.”
Ethan-“Yeah he is at the top of his class, with him being the only one to attempt a Bloody Dragon during the program.”
by TheManThing November 6, 2017
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin!
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
by Drapen April 27, 2022
An individual that doesn’t refer to oneself a savage but has been dubbed by a group of one's peers as “The most savage being in the universe.” This individual cannot grasp what it is to be average, whom always keeps it real because they’re not afraid to make enemies, and cannot be controlled or else they would have come with a remote control.
Man 1: Dude you should of seen it
Man 2: I heard The Savageness didn’t sugar coat things
Man 1: Yeah man. Poor Willy Wonka, may he Rest In Peace.
Man 2: I heard The Savageness didn’t sugar coat things
Man 1: Yeah man. Poor Willy Wonka, may he Rest In Peace.
by DatNiggaSweet March 26, 2020
The definition of him. He is simply a man amongst boys when he steps out one the field. Kyle fears no meer mortal and strives for only excellence. When you think of Kyle you get a sense of fear in your balls and you begin to run away from the thought of Kyle’s pure awesomeness. Kyle has no time for ladies even though all of the babes want him (including Brady and Dylan’s girls).When kyle wakes up he pisses excellence with his 15 inch morning wood. Kyle…. is….. him.
#TheRedWall0
#TheRedWall0
by Fuzzy_Bee_ January 27, 2023
by Noah Barkley April 25, 2019
a person who relishes the new agenda and narrative and revel in it .they can usually be found at starbucks or other "trendy" places ignoring common sense ,scientific evidence and statistics .they gravitate to other "virtue signallers" and " influencers " and feed off of any source of dopamine they can scrounge or create with internet,social media toxicity .they truly love "themselves" and will try to force you to love them and believe their delusions.
these persons generally seem to have man buns ,purple or multi colored hair ,think communism is the answer to everything and think that the entirety of the worlds problems were created by anyone unlike them .they try to force peace (by their own definition of conformity to their narrative)with extreme violence while attempting to remain anonymous
these persons generally seem to have man buns ,purple or multi colored hair ,think communism is the answer to everything and think that the entirety of the worlds problems were created by anyone unlike them .they try to force peace (by their own definition of conformity to their narrative)with extreme violence while attempting to remain anonymous
the "urban savage" was particularly and professionally offended by history ,differing opinions that conflicted with them and others questioning their ability to reason and banded together with other "urban savages" to erase the last few remaining traces of our roots in order to usher in the "new" norm.history is always the "enemy" of urban savages unless they can reshape it in their own image of "how it should be" vs "how it was"
by zippity dooda June 13, 2021
by Razorcat2005 November 23, 2021