A grumpy and hardworking dude, Tomato Zach is an icon. He loves to roast people, and watch sketchy YouTube videos. If you have a Tomato Zach in your life, prepare to get roasted. He loves his Jeep and keeps it in perfect condition. If you step on his perfect lawn, you better run cause he loves it.
by Santa squad November 14, 2018
Get the Tomato Zachmug. by Zadeelbalshi July 4, 2022
Get the Zachmug. A person who’s about 5’10 and gets no bitches. Quite scared to tell his peers about his homosexuality but everyone knows anyway. The type of guy you hang around just because he’s so ugly he makes you look 100x better than you already do
He’s just the universal fag that likes dick in his bum
He’s just the universal fag that likes dick in his bum
by Yourz Truly - god March 20, 2022
Get the Zachmug. The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 29, 2016
Get the Zach Haircutmug. the ultimate sigma male that everyone is scared of, he is currently at the top of the hierarchy and i'm guessing it shall stay like that for a while. the has an obsession with luca xio ling low and loves him to bits.
by curved5858 January 1, 2023
Get the zach whartonmug. Zach; he is a berry handsome guy he is dating a beautiful girl named Ansley he goes to innovation middle school and likes to respect and show love to his known ones once again he is dating a girl named ansley witch he says he can not live without he is related to Kanye West and like to sing Jennifer by Trinidad cardona. He might be very cringe and embarrassing at times like this 😂 but he is Zach and Zach is awesome
Zach is awesome
by Shehshndjdj November 13, 2018
Get the Zachmug. 