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Zach

A very funny and kind person that always makes people smile. If you know a Zach then you are a very lucky person. He is not afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Zach’s are very good at making people feel loved and appreciated. Zach’s are very y’all.
That person is really tall he must be a Zach.
by Lamalexi November 15, 2019
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Zach

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Once you bond and he likes you, he'll be there for the rest of your life.
Me and Zach are an amazingly incredible couple.
by Annie V. November 27, 2017
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Zaching

Zaching is a term which describes when an individual, typically a man, lacks a normal fight or flight response and instead freezes when confronted with potentially stressful situations.

This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.

The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).
Aggressive man in the club: Fuck you man, did you spike my girl's drink? I'll kick your ass

Zach: 🧍🧍🧍

A.Man: *begins his assault*

Zach: chill,chill, *n word*

Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself
by WesternMan613 June 17, 2022
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Zach Osterhage

The cutest little siege player youll ever meet. Osama bin Laden fanboy. Although his hair is greasy he is still a complete lassie getter.
Omg is that Zach Osterhage

I think my uterus just exploded cause he so damn fine i just want him to rail me
by Hockeyboss721 September 11, 2020
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Zach’s dick

Some people say Zach’s dick is bigger than a giant horse cock
by Rando1234683 April 10, 2023
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Zach

a guy that is always wearing pijamas and he has a weird obsession with saying nonono
Zach why would you cut your hair?
by mapacha2000 November 23, 2021
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Zachs law

If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.
Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.
by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021
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