toenail art

When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.

Remember that time Uncle Randy toenail arted me? Haha! I thought I was going to the electric chair!

by buttcrack!!!!!!!!!! July 2, 2016

Tofenis

Vegan penis

When a vegan tells someone to eat a dick, it's called a tofenis.

by Prettycindy May 22, 2016

Toking up

Toking up is slang for smoking a joint.

Wuzzy: what ya up too?

Fuzzy: an and I are toking up

Wuzzy: save me some on my way

Fuzzy : no promises

by Cdukesmom October 3, 2016

Toking up

Smoking a bowl, chasing the dragon, puff puff pass, firing up a dubie, blazing it up, hitting the joint, smoking a blunt, 420 time,

My friends and I rolled up a fat one and was toking up.

by Hot_Topic_37 October 2, 2016

toking up

when one is taking tokes to the dome piece (smoking some weed)

"what are you doing right now brutha"
"nothing much just toking up, it's that good good"

"SICK DUDE ME TOO"

by yungdrugaddict October 2, 2016

Toking up

The act of smoking marijuana to get high.

Me and Jim are going back to my place and toking up after class.

by YaBoi4200 October 2, 2016

Toking up

This is typically when one has rolled a perfect zoobie in which you wish to toke up on.

John: hey timmy, im toking up after work. Wanna join?

Timmy: of course i would like to join you in toking up John

by H7RD 3OY October 1, 2016