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clumpy bones

A guy who usually lives in the East County or Tierrasanta and loves fat chicks, driving lifted trucks, Rob Dyrdek and the "Bung-Flesh".

Other words to call these people:
-Mr. Bones
-Senor Klumpy
-Klec Klac Klumpy Bonez
"Did you hear Clumpy Bones shaves his cornpop?"
-"No. Why does he do that?"

"Because, he likes it extra smooth for F.K."
-"Oh weird, I heard she's on the next episode of Pussy's Pussy."
by Skully the skullmeister March 8, 2010
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afro bone

when a black dude with an afro gets an erection in his afro due to amazing amounts of hair gel
he totally got an afro bone last night
by shequande January 20, 2011
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turquoise bone

really hot pale girls with good bodies.
awhhhh yeaaa she a turquoise bone
by TurquoiseBoney April 8, 2011
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bone number

The number of someone who you are planning to bone.
John: Yo did you have any luck last night?
Tom: Oh Yeah man i got like 6 bone numbers
by myalias123 November 26, 2010
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fun bone

im just popping in the other room to play with my fun bone
by geek sheek June 11, 2011
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Bone Stone

Pharmaceutical means of attaining WOOD. Whether taken through necessity but more than often taken recreationally. i.e. VIAGARA, BLUEY etc.
I'll be up in 40min Val. I gotta take my Bone Stone first love.

That Sophie's gonna gonna get battered later boys. I'll drop my Bone Stone after the pub then bang her like a salavation army drum at hers.
by Matt Morris - The Foresters November 7, 2010
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groan bone

A gentleman's offering to a damsel in need of some tension relief.
Something the old furry cup sippers could do with for anger management
"C'mon girly, why not relax on the old groan bone, get some of that stress out"
by ghaywood March 28, 2007
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