TikTok

A contagious pandemic disease spreading throughout the world; the only way to prevent it is to never, EVER download the app of the same name, and to immediately disassociate with anyone who is in possession of said app. Symptoms include heavy loss of cognitive function and use of new, nonsensical slang.

1: Yo check out this cool video
2: What the fuck, that’s TikTok, are you crazy?!
3: Yeah, we need to get him to a hospital, fast.
1: Nah, jit trippin
2: Oh no, it’s too late for him…
3: Yeah, he’s good as dead…

by RedUnderscore October 4, 2023

TikTok

A gay platform that should not exist in the first place

I deleted TikTok because there was to much faggotism

by scheiß Schwuchtel August 12, 2022

TikTok

The website for cheap thots(TikThots), Terrible How-tos, bad conspiracies, dumb zoomers, terrible trends, bad lip syncs and unfunny "comedians". Also the website for Khaby Lame and Sea Shanties.

Those idiots on TikTok are at it again.

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

tiktok idols

stupid bitches who swing their ass and play with their pussy to get views on TikTok. oh by the way, they gain more money than average people just by fucking themselves. they also watch pornhub 24/7

bitch 1: omg I love tiktok idols they are so sexy omg!!11!!1
normal person 2: this kid shouldn't be in this world! *pulls gun*

by Fartnite_kidpro88 May 24, 2022

TikTok

TikTok is an addict for lonely/ try hard middle and high schoolers. Once you watch a couple TikToks on the fyp you can’t stop watching them and end up spending the whole day scrolling through TikToks

TikTok NO EXAMPLE CAUSE I’M LAZY AF

by boredinthehouse April 22, 2020

TikTok

An upbeat app full of easily accessible jolly vibes that remind people of their love interest who is also obsessed with it.

TikTok always gives me upbeat vibes, and it reminds me of my love interest who changed schools a few years ago. 😌

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023

Tiktok

Destroyer of ways of thinking, completely useless, Banned in the USA

Person1 - *Sings any song*
TikTok user - Oh that song is from Tikt- *Dies from Cringe*

by LigmaNegative November 28, 2021