Piss Stain

Someone who is worthless and has no friends. A nobody. Someone who is inferior to a piss stain on a public highway rest top urinal.

Hey listen you Piss Stain, I know grandmas that can lift more weight than you.

by NippleBob Crane June 24, 2014

Party Piss

The inevitable accumulation of urine in, on, and around a toilet following a social gathering. Typically found dried the next day, requiring substantial effort to remove.

Also widely distributed around men's restrooms in clubs.

The day after Travis' birthday party, his downstairs bathroom was rendered unusable by the presence of party piss.

by BizzleforShizzle June 29, 2010

gin's piss

cheap and nasty alcohol most commonly drunken by gins on pension day

what the fuck did you buy that gin's piss for

by bannana man February 22, 2007

made piss

1. when a person sucks back a fully packed bong, and coughs vigorously for a prolonged period of time.

2. to get beaten up badly

I thumbscrewed Jimmy a monster bong and he took the whole thing... but he was made piss

I can believe that guys started on me, didn't he know he would get made piss

by Paddymac September 1, 2006

piss polo

Trying to move disinfectant tablets along a urinal trough using one's stream of urine.

Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

phantom piss

Thinking you need to take a piss, only to find you don't when stood in front of the pan.

Thats the fourth phantom piss this morning. Wish I could squeeze out a piss and be done.

by nameisalwaystaken November 9, 2006

Fun Piss

the act of urinating in an inappropriate/unnecessary location whilst participating in anti-social behaviour

i.e:

Man 1 - Are you going for a piss?
Man 2 - Yeah, why?
Man 1 - Do you want a regular piss?, or a FUN PISS?
Man 2 - ... a Fun piss clearly..?

(man 1 takes man 2 down a dark alley, into someone's balcony area of a hostel)

man 1 - Piss there

(Man 1 starts to piss whilst a dirty mongrel walks into his stream)

by SotonUni April 23, 2010