While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.
What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.
by Pat Dailey August 29, 2007
Get the Broken Pop Machinemug. "Hey did you hear about Wilcox? He took a sledgehammer to the coin machine."
"Really? He must have been in Florida."
"Really? He must have been in Florida."
by The coin purse bandit May 18, 2022
Get the Sledgehammer to the coin machinemug. by Geargasm December 16, 2020
Get the derek yu machinemug. A song that talks about never being enough “I know who you pretend I am”
Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.
Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.
by ieatpatrickbateman May 5, 2023
Get the Washing Machine Heartmug. by KJ RIDER January 24, 2019
Get the Machine Stalker Kellymug. An expression used on social media that is way more original than throw back Thursday. It is meant to show an event that happened a while ago and be posted on Tuesday.
by aidan2300 May 22, 2015
Get the Time Machine Tuesdaymug. What the fax machine is used in many ways and can state many things but there is one phrase that rules all... when someone hurts themselves they say.
“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”
Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k
“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”
Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k
by Sabooboo the great February 28, 2018
Get the HOLY FAX MACHINE!mug.