Chair

The thing you are most likely sitting in right now

When i get home from school i will sit back and relax in my soft chair

by Harry Potter#3691 March 24, 2022

that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it

oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

it’s a chair, wdym?

when someone is sitting on another’s lap, but swears they are sharing the chair.

A: Dude, is she sitting on your lap?
B: It’s a chair, wdym?

by rebecca the hottie December 29, 2017

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Chair Rave

To take ecstacy or similar synthetic drugs or even possibly methamphetamine while at home by self or with two to three friends and just enjoy yourself as apposed to a traditional rave at a club or similar setting.

I was at home chair ravin and was rollin out da frame with lisa and molly. {Chair Rave}

by samsonjonesblack November 22, 2013

Penis Chair

A penis in the shape of a chair

This girl totally porked a penis chair

by Andreapepe May 30, 2018

Chair

A furniture for the purpose to be sat on, it is usually paired with tables. You will find chairs almost everywhere

Bob: Dude lets get chairs
Dod: Why?
Bob: So we can sit on it while we do our work on the table, duh

by dogandcateatyou April 10, 2022