true that

Ghetto form of true, indeed, yep, I concur, I agree, that's true

Person One: Yo, dis shit is da bomb for sheezy

Person Two: True dat!

by Kevin February 16, 2004

And that's how I saved Christmas

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."

"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."

by UltimaWepn January 2, 2005

that's the way the cookie crumbles

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

Well this doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

by LolDankFam September 9, 2016

I'll have you know that I was drunk

Excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. Often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, felching, belching, farting, public Defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. Sometimes said as: I'll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. If you're a recovering alcoholic, don't use it after you beat the crap out of a liquor store owner.

I'll have you know that I was drunk at the time of the floor buffer incident.

by Jim E. Junk March 15, 2006

I know that feel bro

Having endured a similar experience as the person you are conversing with.

Guy 1: Son of a hawk! Three misses in a row!
Guy 2: I know that feel bro.

by FauxShou August 25, 2011

that's no moon

A (nerd) reference to the original Star Wars (1977) movie, where Luke Skywalker thinks that the Death Star is a moon.

IT'S NOT! It's a freaking space station!

Luke: ... a moon?
Obi Wan: That's no moon. It's a space station.

by Filip H September 23, 2007