Clog Ninja

A man so gay that he can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a sound.
Clog Ninja
by djsmackywas February 04, 2012
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Ninja Mission

When you do something you know you're not supposed to do (whether it's good or not so good) or when you do something that other people (like your parents) don't want you to do.
Well...sneaking out to Caid's party at 11 p.m. was a real ninja mission.
by avtor17 February 07, 2018
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Snuggie Ninja

When you are mid-coitus and your roommate enters your dorm room. You proceed to jump off your bunk and into a snuggie (preferably mid-air) to tell them to come back later and/or warn them of the horrors going on in the room.
I had to come back to the party because Jennifer snuggie ninjaed me when i got back home. She literally jumped off the bed, tore her snuggie from a hook and jumped right into it before i got 2 steps inside.
by lars one October 04, 2010
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Fat ninja

When a girl on tinder posts pictures of only her face, and hides the fact that she's fat
Had a date with a really sneaky fat ninja, can't believe I didn't see her second chin in her profile pic!
by Jbomb66 December 03, 2014
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ninja handy

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.
Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.
by Listerfiend March 31, 2018
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ninja rush

a rush of adrenaline in an unexpected moment
When you are dead asleep and something wakes you up, you jump out of bed due to a ninja rush
by atomknowsall January 08, 2011
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GINJA NINJA

the farthest thing from a ninja, a urban dictionary member who says this is exerise because he is moving his body and has zero self control
look at the GINJA NINJA with that pack of donuts and extra large shake
by rubberduckhoser January 18, 2019
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