ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

Tear

To cut. Rip. To open food. To break apart.

To open food, tear here.

by Exersize313 October 1, 2018

tear

Having succeeded in doing something

I was on a tear.

by papybob May 14, 2018

tears

words your heart can't say

When it feels like nothing is ever going to be great again, and your heart are saying it by making tears fall down from your cheeks.

by NOONEWILLHAVETOKNOWME May 30, 2018

Architect's Tears

Although commonly confused, this is very different than male tears.
Architect's Tears is another word for any drink that you might put into a mug.

Ah, I could really use a good mug of Architect's Tears right now

by hipppolipppo September 8, 2022

Conservative tears

Cum or semen from a conservative

The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"

by TomRiddleXoXo September 15, 2022

Goth tears

Tears caused by whores

Friend:whats wrong slatty
Me: jus a couple goth tears, im good

by Knowoneism September 26, 2022