Take it to Maury.

When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.

Thing 1: I need help with my math homework.
Thing 2: Here take it to Maury.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019

Take a Morten

When a person spends all cash on cheap Eastern European vodka, gets lost and falls asleep on a sidewalk.

"I bet you will take a Morten on the next party"
"Last weekend I was so drunk, I took a Morten"

by KimKjosnes February 17, 2017

Taking the Tomato

The act of taking one's cherry or black cherry

Dude i heard that 9th floor RA just took the tomato of that blonde freshman with the forehead!?!!?

aww what a tool that RA is for taking the tomato...

by 9th floor whoree December 14, 2010

mich-take

a derogatory remark in reference to a person or people from the state of michigan.

person 1 :wow, bob is a jerk!
person 2 : yeah hes from michigan

person 1: oh i should've figured he's a dirty mich-take

by simo708hayha September 5, 2013

Taking a screenshot

When a girl masterbates buy using fingers on one hand in her pussy and using her other hand to rub her clit thus “taking a screenshot” with her pussy

Girl 1: have you heard of “taking a screenshot”?

Girl 2: no what’s that?
Girl 1: check urban dictionary
Girl 2: haha ok!

by Real_Legend69 August 2, 2021

Note-Taking

To the average student, "note-taking" means "taking words" from one location and moving them to a different one.

The student completed his note-taking by paraphrasing what he found on-line and moving it onto his keynote presentation.

by hkrgirl January 25, 2018

taking the picture

Trying to make to vying male primates friends again after consistently cucking one.

She was taking the picture.

by gopadres6969 April 21, 2019