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hawk and jawk

when you hawk tuah spit on that thang and jawk (jerk) it til a man nuts
i gave my homie travis kelce the hawk and jawk before the super bowl
by scoobydoopoppop1 December 2, 2024
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Hawk Fuah

Hawk tuahing while you fap.
by BigBenTfr December 5, 2024
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Hawk Tuahitus Disorder

(Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)

Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"

For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)

Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.

If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
by thebrokendoggo December 5, 2024
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hawk too

a retarded definition of "Hawk Tuah" designed to disguise as if the writer did not intentionally mean "Hawk Tuah."
That's why i cage my "hawk too."
by Sloma Jack Clucks December 5, 2024
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Hawk Tuah Coin

Hawk Tuah coin is a shit coin that was made in 2024, it was made to pump and dump and it is particularly famous for the amount of investors in this scheme.
Oh shit I just lost all my funds into Hawk Tuah Coin.
Who invested in Hawk Tuah coin?
by ShitCoinWannabe December 9, 2024
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Tony Hawk Tuah

Sequel to Tony Hawk Oneah

don't compare to “hawk tuah
What do you mean by that tony hawk tuah? I know he's a pro skater with good games.
by 🅰️ December 18, 2024
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Hawk Tuah

An Onomatopoeia in modern slang used for the literary sound of a spitting/choking sound.
Synonym to “blow job
“You wan‘t a Hawk Tuah?“
by nassa9 December 20, 2024
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