dutch oven

A dutch oven is when you have a pot party inside a small room/car with all the doors closed so the room fills up with smoke so the entire group gets even more high.

Invite the footy team over we gonna have a dutch oven.

by Remixthisbitch February 7, 2008

Dutch Pass

When someone sucks the ejaculate out of an orifice and then spits it into another orifice. (second orifice does not need to be on the same person as who was previous container for ejaculate.) This move is often used by girls in order to get pregnant after having oral or anal sex w/ someone they are obsessed with.

After having anal sex w/ Brittany, Jen must have done the dutch pass and swapped my load to her vag; cuz now that bitch is prego and I kept my dick outta her clam the whole time! I swear it!

by Jagermeistro August 14, 2010

Dutch Bath

Derived from Dutch Oven, When 2 or more attractive women sit on a man's body and break wind on him. The more attractive the women and more vibrations felt from the farts the greater the arousal of the male.

Before we start our orgy we all partake in a Dutch Bath

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

Dutch Massage

Technique of massage that comes from the Netherlands usually performed by a naked dutch girl named Marieke. This technique, even though it does not involve any major sexual contact, makes a man or woman orgasm.

That girl Is a specialist in dutch massages. Funny thing her name is Marieke.

by johny de jon March 12, 2009

Dutch lunch

When one eats their own butthole.

Drew went home for during his break to eat his Dutch lunch.

by XxpussykillaxX May 31, 2018

Dutch Bride

A Dutch Bride is a high class blow up doll used for sexual intercourse. They are very popular in Japan. There they rent out rooms with the "brides" at hotels. These dolls are extremely lifelike and can get as serious as real hair and lifelike skin. They look and feel like real women.

Guy one-Did you bang May last night?

Guy two-No man I ended up using a Dutch Bride instead.

Guy one-Damn at least you can do whatever you want.

Guy two-Yah May doesn't let me do pearl necklace but this Dutch Bride doesn't seem to mind. Just shower her of afterward.

by Mia Ballsavich March 9, 2011

Dutch Lunch

Eating ones own ass

Damn that dude is flexible! He’s eating a Dutch lunch right now!

by Gonne6 May 31, 2018