by smothers-brothers November 11, 2012
Get the California Log Jammug. When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.
by California Ham Hawker 69 April 1, 2016
Get the California Ham Hawkmug. an action during sex when a girl takes a shit as she orgasms and the guy shoves his dick into the turd and cums into it
by lolcrack April 26, 2014
Get the california fish wrapmug. When sealing a larger hole in sheet rock, one cuts the desired shape to fill the hole and applies a liberal amount of fast drying "hot" mud or plaster to make it stick in the hole.
Hey Dave, that hole is too large for just a little plaster, so fix it faster and stronger with a California Hot Patch.
by Houdiniology September 3, 2009
Get the california hot patchmug. A play on the phrase "new york state of mind"; the act of thinking, acting, and possessing the traits of a true californian. Such characteristics include frequenting the beach, using slang known only to true californians, eating beach cuisine like acai bowls, or operating a vehicle like a california driver. Most people with the california state of mind are not afraid to set trends or act differently than non-californians because they know deep down the californian way is always right (excluding the economy). Having a California State of mind is closely tied with being under the influence of californication, and can be seen in one's laid back, dgaf-like personality.
That dude totally has the california state of mind; he listens to trendy indie music in the car while eating a california burrito, talking on the phone, and going 85 mph on his way to ocean beach.
by erieee June 19, 2010
Get the california state of mindmug. A smaller middle school, built in the 1930's to school Junior High students in the Sacramento area. This school is known for its outstanding STAR test scores as well as its titles for National Championships in debating. The teachers located there are experienced, some teachers deriving from Ivy League schools in the East Coast. The students there are a mix of preppies, wangstas, and the normal everyday student. Cal Middle has Sports programs, such as Track, Soccer, Basketball, Golf, and Softball. California Middle School has been recognized as a California Distinguished School on numerous occasions, past and present. It is situated in the wealthy and upper middle class neighborhood of Land Park, where the students are in safe enviroments near or on school grounds. Its GATE (Gifted And Talented Education) learning program is famous for quality and excellence, with over half of the school population bening member of the program. Overall this school kicks some major ass...
by CalMiddleJester March 9, 2011
Get the California Middle Schoolmug. A sexual act where the male, while having anal sex on top of the girl, informs the girl that he has AIDS, and then sees how long he can stay inside of her without being bucked off.
Mark was giving it to Margret and decided to pull a California Bull ride. He broke his previous record, lasting a full 9 seconds.
by Mizzle Mizzle July 1, 2011
Get the California Bull Ridemug.