Cowboy Tears

Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.

Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.

by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022

tear jerk

When you use a significant others tears to masterbate or have sex

I whent to my room to tear jerk

by Nodyess January 31, 2025

Orphan Tears

A type of drink in the "Your Favorite Martian" universe

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor

by Some Guy With No Specific Name March 9, 2023

Ass Tears

When one inserts any liquid (including bodily fluids like urine, semen, etc) into someone else’s anus, and the person with the liquid-filled asshole hovers their ass over the other person’s face to let the liquid drip out on to it. This will make their face look like it’s wet with ass “tears”

If you ever think about performing Ass Tears, please be mindful of the liquid you are using. Semen is probably a better choice than sparkling water, because God knows what would happen if your asshole encountered something like that.

by imsilly69 July 16, 2025

tears

Lacrimal fluid that is expelled from the eyes as small drops, caused by intense emotion, pain, irritation, or nasal congestion

Shedding tears is referred to as weeping if it's quiet, crying if it's a little loud, and sobbing if it's loud.

by the random. November 30, 2021

Tearing a Hole

Similar to pop the cherry, it refers to losing virginity. Unlike popping cherry, this can refer to both sexes as only women can have their cherry popped but both women and men can be penetrated to tear a hole.

We should keep off back streets at these late hours, I don't want anybody tearing a hole.

by <34DD April 6, 2015

tear goggles

Similar to beer goggles. The drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. Also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again "I love you man", "he doesn't deserve you", etc..

Drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) "listen damn it you're an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn't deserve you" or " did I ever tell you how much I love you man, I'm serious, love you like a brother.

Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.

by aldeshsa December 15, 2010