freelance teacher

Someone who teaches without any measurable metrics to grade performance.

I will never be unemployed because I can always be a freelance teacher.

by E.Korotki February 19, 2022

Teacher

A person that helps you solve work that you wouldn't have without them

Teachers are a perpetual motion machine.

by Night_lasher0617 November 13, 2022

Teacher

A underpaid individual who tries to force information for/about society into people's heads. Usually crushes children's dreams and makes people feel stupid by making them take exams or correcting them in every step they make. The schoolingsystem usually gets blamed for the way the teacher forces information into people's brain.

My math teacher really hates me. For some reason she can't force math into my brain.

by DefinitionOverlord May 9, 2017

National hate your former teacher day

Hate your former teacher. Only teachers who were actually bitches to everyone, especially if her teacher name is Mrs. Cappezzutto

Jonathan: what day is it
Bryant: It’s National hate your former teacher day !!!!
Jonathan: Thanks

by Bryanthesmolbrain September 10, 2023

teachers

annoying people that wont stop talking

do you like teachers

by derarage June 15, 2022

Teacher

someone who teaches you stuff you wont even use when you going to be an adult

Oh teacher, what knowledge will you give (which we basically 76.9% not use in the future) today

by BlueSpaceSlime October 10, 2020

Armed teachers

Not going to work because it takes long to react than it does to act. The first shots will always be fired by the school shooter and if they chooses their opportunity wisely they will always be able to pick off a few kids before the teacher realizes what's happening.

Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024