Stevened

Meaning that you’re so drunk you’re prone to accidents.

The phrase was coined by Liverpool’s local newspaper ‘The Liverpool Echo’ following the events of an accidental drunk death which occurred at a Liverpool City Bar in 1897. The man who died was only documented by his surname Steven by the paper. The term was popularised after the paper used the term to describe drunk individuals who suffered accidents of similar severity to Steven.

My mate Rory flattened Toby’s bird in the club last night, he was absolutely Stevened

by Lpool_Informant-07 September 22, 2021

The Stevens

Segal and Crowder. They picked on women yet THERE THEY ARE, JORDAN, STILL JUST FINE.

Hym "I thought the Stevens would take some reputational damage for picking on women but no. Nobody seems to give a shit. I KNOW I DON'T BE THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

steven white

Ultimate DADDY, hobbies include fishing, being a dilf and carrying the fuckable genes

In English, Steven White was making me cream

by submissiveandbreedablecreature December 20, 2022

Steven Langolis

A Bad Song writer who kills various songs to use in french class.

you don't want to know about Steven Langolis's songs

by Zu Katah September 3, 2009

Steven

The Chubby Guy that had the hottest girl friend in high school. Hopeless romantic. Single father that went to business school and dropped out for love. Joined a fraternity and tapped out the first night. Biggest dick in his friend group. Douche bag but has a good intentions.

Oh no Steven caught attitude with his staff again! “Your fired!”

by 11:11NYU November 25, 2021

Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Steven Kociu

Usually, a white person who is extremely racist towards black people. Steven Kocius tend to be very aggressive to male but very passive towards females. They also hate transgenders and homosexuals. Although these people seem like very disgusting people they are really just looking for REAL friends and some pussy. Another thing common among Steven Kocius is their love for Batman, they tend to love Batman so much they would sacrifice their own MOTHERS to save Batman's life.

That guy is such a Steven Kociu, what a racist homophobic sexiest.

by leefbi17 February 16, 2022