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steven

the best giga chad you have ever seen he has girls like allanah and other people
friends : hey guys have you seen steven

allanah : ohh my god he is so fine i want him so much

steven : im giga chad not a simp
by dinglenut232225242 January 5, 2023
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Steven

A Steven is an ugly smugly man who has Alopecia areata and no toes. Also known as the Cleft Foot Bandit. More Commonly called "Steven No Toes". You can often find Steven in his dirty bedroom with his little yippy dog that likes to smell his butt when hes had to much to drink. Steven is known to be lazy. Takes advantage of anyone who tries to help them. Steven is manipulative and abusive towards women and children. Stevens are just hurt people who like to hurt people. Steven is also another word for Bitch Ass MuthafuckAh. Can you blame them? They have no hair, no toes, no real reason to live. Steven should go home and live with his mommy.
As the kids walked through their field trip at the Mutter Museum, they came across a Steven and ran scared for their lives because the sight the weird looking human with no hair or toes was cringy.
by Humpty Dumpty Potato Head December 7, 2023
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steven white

Ultimate DADDY, hobbies include fishing, being a dilf and carrying the fuckable genes
In English, Steven White was making me cream
by submissiveandbreedablecreature December 20, 2022
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The Stevens

Segal and Crowder. They picked on women yet THERE THEY ARE, JORDAN, STILL JUST FINE.
Hym "I thought the Stevens would take some reputational damage for picking on women but no. Nobody seems to give a shit. I KNOW I DON'T BE THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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Steven Langolis

A Bad Song writer who kills various songs to use in french class.
you don't want to know about Steven Langolis's songs
by Zu Katah September 3, 2009
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Steven

The Chubby Guy that had the hottest girl friend in high school. Hopeless romantic. Single father that went to business school and dropped out for love. Joined a fraternity and tapped out the first night. Biggest dick in his friend group. Douche bag but has a good intentions.
Oh no Steven caught attitude with his staff again! “Your fired!”
by 11:11NYU November 25, 2021
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Steven Kuna

by JasonGao June 6, 2019
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