Steaming

Defecating. Shitting. Dropping a deuce. Taking a dump. Laying a log. Especially when used to describe it in a relaxed state or a break from life.

Classmate A: " dude uve been gone for like 15 minutes u missed half of 3rd period where were you?"
Classmate B: "dude i went to the bathroom i was steaming, man it was life changing."
Classmate A: "wow man im jealous maybe next class ill get the same delightful experience."

by Raunchyraul87 May 14, 2024

Steaming

Drunker than drunk, you can’t see strait and you (from experience) knock on your neighbour’s door asking if they have any spare lightbulbs

Person 1: Mate how the fuck did these pink fairy’s get in to your gaff?

Person 2: Your fucking steaming

by Some-mentle-cunt January 24, 2021

Steaming Peking Dumpling

When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.

Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.

by Rick Junk October 22, 2020

freshly steamed

Lightly stoned, relaxed...

Joe was freshly steamed last night, we ran out of weed so we couldn't get stoned

by Player unknown September 08, 2017

Where it boils, it's steams

A nice way to tell a person it's all your fault; to look inward, to fix your problems

Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.

My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.

by EmJayee January 06, 2021

Vibrating Steam Roller

When a 300+ lb woman shoves a vibrating butt plug in you then rolls over you trying to flatten you out.

I met this chubby last night. We went back to her place and she gave me a vibrating steam roller.

by Imafunny January 06, 2018

Tennessee steam pot

When you’re showering with your partner and fart so the steam traps the smell inside the shower.

Dude, I totally got my wife with a Tennessee steam pot last night.

by Cnjonesie June 12, 2023