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Springfield

A suck ass town. U may have heard Zach G. Talk about it. WHAT HE SAID IS BULLSHIT. Are parks are condemed for having biohazardeous chemicals and lead beneath the soil. Are schools suck... there is piss on the walls, all lunch ladies fuck the Turkey, Are teachers are anti semitic, and half of the school doesn't get heat. We also waist all of are money to try and be like other towns. Sadly we lack the good parts other towns have. We also have an estimate that 78% of the high schoolers have smoked weed once
Springfield is like the crappy version of idaho... Also we put the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee back in weed
by SUPER SOY BOY January 19, 2005
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big spring

A crappy high school in Newville, PA. Everyone that goes there is a hick and problay wont go anywhere in life.
Girl 1- "Pete goes to Big Spring"
Girl 2- "Oh that explains why he's so dumb"
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Springfield

The Springfield that Zach G. describes is the one I'm from. I agree that it's a pretty good place. Not too far away from NYC, okay schools, good history, and a very good diversity of people including groups such as blacks, jews, Puerto Ricans, Costa Ricans,Italians, Mulattoes, Colombians, Jamaicans,Chileans, Russians, and yes, even Albanians. The main thing i fell wrong with it is that too many people try to think they're ghetto. Folks, if you're living in any place called Springfield, I feel that you're automatically disqualified for being ghetto. You can be cool and be in Springfield but you're in no conceivable way ghetto completely as long as Springfield remains suburban. other then this gripe, it's all cool.
Springfield is the next best place next to true NYC due to proximity and atttitude.
by The Almight Lizard King November 6, 2004
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Spring Break Psyche Out

You get a girl drunk that you just met at a hotel on Spring break. Take her down to the beach to fuck her and have her put the condom on so she thinks you're wearing one. But right before you stick it in, you swoop down and pull the condom off. You fuck her, cum inside her, and then get up and throw sand in her eyes. Run down the beach screaming, "You stupid bitch!" So the idea is that you leave her blind, drunk, and pregnant.
When I go to South Padre next March, I'm gonna pull a Spring Break Psyche Out on as many chics as possible.
by Jordan-de-Texas April 18, 2008
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rock springs, wyoming

a small town out in the middle of nowhere filled with fuckbois and hoes who like to have unprotected sex.
hey, I went to rock springs, Wyoming to visit a friend of mine and while I was there, there were people fucking everywhere! Couldn't believe what I saw!
by thotrocket May 29, 2016
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Cave spring high school

You can find any flavor nicotine in the bathroom.
Cave spring high school doesn’t like the gays.
by Hoesmad22 November 5, 2019
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springs

That boy's a fruitcake, but he's no Springs.
by 6F March 4, 2004
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