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Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021
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