Secret animosity is a term for when someone feels jealousy towards you but pretends to be your friend or that they like you.
Trinity's friends talking-"Yeah, I don't like Trinity because she has everything I want but I'll still be friends with her."
When you interact with someone who holds secret animosity toward you, they will choke on a real compliment.
When you interact with someone who holds secret animosity toward you, they will choke on a real compliment.
by yourgirllay December 20, 2023

by Shaybra September 4, 2025

by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023

When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.
Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons
by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022

by Mr. Fourth of July August 1, 2011

The annual celebration of buying butt plugs for others without them knowing who you are. Almost exclusively practiced in working environments in small teams.
by Quixand October 6, 2017
