International scale of high

The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.

John: Dude I’m high

Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high

by #s r = 2 letters November 6, 2019

pillsbury scale

The pillsbury scale is the level of attractiveness of an individual's abdomen based on how much their belly button inspires you to poke it.

The scale is mostly a phenominalogical experience and as a consequence has yet to be concretely defind.

Jerry is ranking high on the pillsbury scale today.

by Puhtooie February 18, 2019

Beerfort Scale

A tangible measure of sea roughness in a storm defined by the movement of your beer on the bar of your North Sea ferry to Amsterdam

Blimey mate, I reckon it's beerfort scale 8 tonight, I had to be like Joe Root in the slips to catch that Moretti!!

by Crookesie December 27, 2023

Scales

N. A situation of utter misery and hopelessness

"We're in the scales, now"

by Beanboi85 November 3, 2021

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale used for determining how hot a chick is. 1 is ugly as fuck, 10 is "I would destroy that pussy instantly". In some extreme cases, a girl can be below a 1, or above a 10.

Typically, you don't say "On the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, that girl's a...". You just say what her number/rating is, and the scale is implied.

"Hey man, have you seen how hot Sally is?"
"Yeah, she's easily an 8".

OR

"Aw gross, have you seen that bitch's face?!"
"Yeah, she's definitely a 2."

by holaquepasa56 October 2, 2016

Scale Modellector

A collector of miniature model vehicles of any type in any scale ratio as a hobby.
Stamp collection : Philately

Scale Model collection : Modellector

The first scale modellector club in India is in Bangalore.

by Inspector Barood November 17, 2021

Controller for Scale

This is ehat you use to help show the size of your penis while sending dick pics.

Show me your dick, don't forget controller for scale.

by apnv November 26, 2016