salty dog 

After you ejaculate on the floor, you rub your partners face in it and beat them with a rolled up newspaper.

Craven gave TC a salty dog.

salty dog by Thupar_Man January 21, 2005

Salty Cone 

To place your testicles in an empty icecream cone.

Kim asked Jeff to fix her some dessert so he placed his balls in an icecream cone and served her the Salty Cone

Salty Cone by Jeff Mellor November 19, 2005

Salty Seagull 

When a guy is about to cum, he pulls out and drops his load on top of the lady's head, a la a seagull

Are you using a new shampoo?

No, I got a hit by a salty seagull last night.

Salty Seagull by retturd February 12, 2010

salty cookie

the act of making cookies with jizz instead of sugar and then offering them to a female you are attracted to.

I gave that girl salty cookies and she loved it.

salty cookie by Shibby Yayo November 13, 2011

Salty Warriors 

collective term for the millions of man tadpoles, issued forcefully via the medium of man meat (cock), directed meaningfully towards the female uterus (baby-maker). salty to the taste, strong swimmers, and collectively sticky, becoming more so as baby sauce sets.

"to send forth the salty warriors unto the breach, or in many cases the female love tube receptor"

Salty Warriors by Simac January 5, 2007

salty malt 

the best thing to wash down a meal of a hearty tube steak.

i was so thirsty after working on that tube steak that i slurrped down that salty malt in seconds.

salty malt by malter and genius January 29, 2008

Salty Special 

A special move present in every sport, e.g in cricket its is bowling behind your back

In football: heading ball three times then volleying

Omg. He just pulled of the Salty Special!

Salty Special by s.a.l.t.y November 22, 2009