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Distal star proximal dog

Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.
One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".

Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008
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Death Star

When your insert your fist into the vagina and open it up as if it exploded. The name 'Death Star' derived from the amount of deaths caused by failed attempts of the technique.
Dude, guess what, I Death Starred Shauna last night!
by Simon Saladcream April 21, 2011
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wank star

Most wanked to people on earth featured on thankyourwank.com The wank stars include a list of guys, a list of gals and a top of most wanked to celebrities.
Shasha Grey is such a wank star! She is always on the top most wanked to people on thankyourwank.com
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
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5 Star Creations

A truck group where the president’s has to make pornography for him to afford his truck and the truck group its self is nothing but a ton of FAGS. They always run around saying 5 star the gang when they arent not the fuckin gang
Fuck 5 star creations!
by Billy fred Sr. December 27, 2019
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Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga

Person 1: "Are you going to buy the new Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga?"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Die"
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Tongue Punch The Dirt Star

The act of placing ones tongue in another persons butthole.
Hello Ladies, This is my friend Chance. He would like to Tongue Punch The Dirt Star.Are you interested?
by Jdizub August 8, 2012
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The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018
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