Shmoned

To be extremely stoned

Bro I’m so fucking shmoned right now I just thought my rig was a hamburger

by Stinky Tooty March 18, 2019

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Simon

Simon is very mensig dampar på alla loves horses and carrot and he kallas för stallpojken he can’t say ”S” because he läspar stackarn. Sssssnoken wailly sssss ÄSSS

Ni har bara gjort de kör de

Ssssssimon

by Snoken simpan March 23, 2019

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Simon Simunek

A son of the sun. Be careful, you might get burnt!

Boy: Hi.
Simon: I´m Simon Simunek
Boy gets burnt

by Popbal March 24, 2019

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A very nice and loveable person. A Simon is a keeper and any person, that knows a Simon should be very lucky to have her in their lives. She will always back you up and never abandon you. No matter what (if she is dealing with multiple problems at the same time, she WILL find a way)

Person 1: I am surprised, you seemed so nice. Would've thought that you were a Simon
Person 2: Oh, I wish

by petemcdonald April 15, 2019

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Simonas

Very involved in the Cock and Ball Torture community. You can ask Simonas about any CBT technique and he will demonstrate enthusiastically. Is usually very short and has a slow internet connection

I asked Simonas about Cock and Ball Torture, and he whipped his sack with a wrench right there!

by Homoboi June 1, 2019

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