September 12th

September 12th:
The day where you kiss your friend who is closest to royalty.
Ex: Kingston, Kingly, Kings, Queensly, Queenston

September 12th:
Jessica: OMG Kingston the weirdo is over there

John: Well it’s September 12th so you have to go and kiss him
Jessica: What is September 12th?
John: Kiss you friend closest to royalty!
Jessica: But he’s a weirdo… not my friend.
John: Oh well

by Kemperson July 15, 2022

21 September

21 of September is national quote day. So quote your favourite sentences.

Person: It's 21 September, you know what that is?
Other Person: No? what is it today?
Person: It's national quote day

by Exempoel July 16, 2022

No Shit September

You wont.

Friend 1: I just finished no shit september!
Friend 2: Dies from large shit

by Big Large Green M&M with lung July 21, 2022

September 28

The day where meaning of life was born.
Otherwise known as Karla's birthday.
Make sure on this day you give all of your
money to this person for being a failed
plan b.

"Guys it's September 28 hand over all your
money as an act of gratitude towards our
bitchless God"

by bnn.mlk July 28, 2022

september 10

make out with someone who starts with a " A "

person : hey.. wanna make out?
A: its september 10th? sure thing

by anonymous August 31, 2022

September 2

National boys have to ask their crush out and they cant say no.

boy: hey shawty
girl: ew what
boy: wanna go out
girl: no ew
boy: but its september 2
girl:oh okay

by cakeysthisass September 1, 2022

September 6th

Today is the day where you can slap anyones asses and they can say *nothing* about it and cannot complain. If they complain, they have to kiss your ass.

Weak af kid: (slaps strong af mans ass)
Strong af man: aye wtf man!
Weak af kid: It's September 6th mf now kiss my ass LMFAO

by your local and global dilf September 2, 2022