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Racist

People who seriously need to get shot are racists. Racists discriminate and treat others outside of their race differently (especially in a hateful way).
Ex 1)
African American: "Do you know where the nearest McDonald's is?"
Racist: "Are you from Africa or Jamaica?"
African American: "uhm.. I'm American.."
Racist: "IMPOSSIBLE"

*African American walks away*

Ex 2)
Latino waiter: "Can I get you a drink to start you off tonight?"
Racist: "Huh?"
Latino waiter: "Can I-"
Racist: "Oh sorry, I don't speak taco"
*Racist gets kicked out for being racist*

Ex 3)
*Asian girl just chilling at the beach*
Racist: "How can you see with those eyes of yours?"
Asian girl: "what do you-"
Racist: "CHING CHING CHONG HONG KONG SHIMMY AY"
*Asian girl goes home thinking the racist has a mental illness*
by LUV PRONOUNCED AS LOVE April 23, 2025
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racist bartism

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racist bartism: racist bartism
by bartsimpsonvincible March 12, 2025
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Anti-Racist Card

(America-centric term)
A card played when a white person or another member of a non-marginalized race uses their race to make someone's point look racist, usually in defense of a marginalized race.
Marginalized Person: I think chocolate glaze donuts are shit.
Non-Marginalized Person: Yeah, I agree. Have you tried vanilla glaze, though?
Some Person: I like vanilla glaze. What's so bad about chocolate glaze donuts?
Non-Marginalized Person: (pulling the Anti-Racist Card) Oh, you like vanilla glaze too, huh? Are you agreeing with me because I'm white? Fucking racist.
by memestinkyboy October 28, 2023
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Racist Mario

One of the most absurd parody videos of all time. The video depicts a Mario Kart race featuring several non-nintendo characters. Mario slowly but surely kills every one of them, even killing Yoshi and Toad in the process, and Ash Ketchum captures Sonic. Ultimately he dies to Kratos, who wins the race by default, taking Peach and Daisy as his trophies.
Characters who appear in the video include
Knuckles: Died (blown up by mario)
Anakin: Died (Fireballed)
Yoshi: Died (Crashes his kart after getting an item box in his eyes.)
Donkey Kong: Survives (Mario shoved a banana up his ass)
Sackboy: Died (Hit by Mario's bullet bill.)
Sonic: Captured (Choked by Mario before getting sent down the track by a boost panel, proceeds to get captured by Ash Ketchum.)
Ash Ketchum: Did not participate in the race (Captured sonic)
Luigi: Died (Mario almost killed him with a fireball, but kratos killed luigi instead.)
Crash Bandicoot: Already dead (Decapitated head shown by mario, thrown at kratos.)
Toad: Died (Mario used his head as a powerup)
Mario: Died (Defeated by Kratos at the end)
Peach: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Daisy: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Person 1: "Wait wait wait. You mean to tell me Kratos killed Mario once?"
Person 2: "It's in the Racist Mario video. A bunch of crazy shit happens, it's great!"
by Bossboy28 July 13, 2025
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Racist

A person who has been accused of being racist.
The new definition of "racist" has made it so much easier to confirm that someone is a racist.
by person #1 August 30, 2022
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hyper racist

a person who takes pride in being extremely racist and finds being extremely racist it the funniest thing in the world. (theodore)
a small boy named "theodore" was being a hyper racist when he spammed the n word at a helpless black child.
by ky1e f1sh August 16, 2024
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Horse Racist

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A horse race is a whore's race. Much like a motorcyclist, a horse-racer is called a Horse Racist.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he started out being a Horse Racist!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023
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