Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.

After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.

by PIFFPIFF June 2, 2024

Tuscan Rim

A Tuscan Rim is a rimjob where the receiver gets a coating of red pasta sauce all over their anus and the giver proceeds to perform a rimjob on said anal region.

Cornelius took Conrad to the Steps of Rome restaurant in NYC and ordered a takeout serving of their award winning ragu. Later on that evening, Conrad pasted the ragu all over his butt hole and Cornelius proceeded to give him a Tuscan Rim.

by HANDLEWHAT June 22, 2024

pink eye belly button rim job

Rubbing a shit covered pink dildo all over your eyeballs and passionately rimming your belly button with it till climax.

Stop that Jimbo! If you dont keep touching my urethra hole, i'm gonna hit you with the pink eye belly button rim job.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert July 6, 2024

RIM BROTHER

R.I.M. is a term and or acronym used to accuse Men of being violent towards Women in America. This term was used by Male Feminists and Female Feminists to identify and link the rim brothers to crime without according to the FBI watch list of the Manosphere as a whole.

You are a RIM BROTHER... "A no good sucker"

by Manosphere July 15, 2024

Rim Bigidi

Rim bigidi. Skibidi bigidi. When a conversation ends, or if something is good, rim bigidi.

Bro ur a dumbass rim bigidi. How was your day? It was fuckin rim bigidi mate.

by faggatrons June 1, 2025

Rimming/Rumming

Rimming/Rumming are pronouns used by people who are secretly two midgets in a trenchcoat or are a swarm of all-powerful bees (also known as non binary people).

"My pronouns are rimming/rumming"
"But rimming/rumming are plural"
"Yes. I am two midgets in a trenchcoat"

by mechanicalnoise December 21, 2022

solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.

Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.

by El Conquistador July 2, 2023