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Porn account

An account on a site, for instance on Reddit, made for looking at and commenting on porn.
Josh made an anonymous porn account in addition to his main so that his friends wouldn't see all of his filth.
by Violetgirl November 26, 2020
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waterbottle porn

when 2 waterbottles grab a nintendo ds and use the camera to film a hot porno consisting of 2 waterbottles being in a room and having sex
"hey did you watch that new waterbottle porn?" " yeah so hot right"
by chairman85 December 26, 2020
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anxiety porn

(n) Behavior created expressly to incite terror for a broadcast audience.
The ad-hoc klan rally at the Capitol on 1/6/21 was pure anxiety porn. The terrorists derived great gratification from committing violent crimes in our seat of democracy. Anxiety porn should be classified as treason and terrorism.
by Anntichrist S. Coulter January 7, 2021
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LinkedIn Porn

The bottomless well of humble-brags and articles, memes, and stories that people incessantly and mindlessly share on LinkedIn - often from sources such as "Inc." or "Harvard Business Review" or some guy named Gary Vaynerchuk - and which address topics like leadership, empathy, and diversity and inclusion on an extremely superficial level.
I hate LinkedIn! I am so sick of seeing all this LinkedIn Porn with stupid quotes like "managers manage and leaders lead."
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt March 24, 2022
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Porn Demons

That's the thing... We knew it when we all see it, but cannot able to name the porn demons. It's the feeling that we all feel 24/7, 365 days a year!
Lucifans summoned porn demons on the purpose...or accidental? They often are possession by porn demons when h hours occurred!
by Deckerstar2917 October 4, 2021
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Inspiration Porn

Everybody loves a story about an underdog who overcame incredible odds, or a prodigal son/daughter who found redemption. This in itself does not qualify as “Inspiration Porn”.

(1.) In general, Inspiration porn is when an individual takes someone else’s genuinely inspirational story and uses it to support their point of view on something. (This point of view is often revolting and completely detached from the life experience of the story they are using.)

Example: A guy posts a story about a multiple amputee athlete with something like, “Quit your excuses” when the guy is neither an athlete, or suffering from a physical disability. (Just hates fat people).

(2.) When someone takes a one in a million odds story, and tries to use it to make a case that X, Y, Z, systemic issue is not really a problem, because this one person in a million got past it.

(3.) When a person with all the tact and empathy of a rock, uses inspirational stories to justify their general lack of compassion, (often while laboring under the delusion that they themselves are beacons of total self-sufficiency.) This sort of person often pays scrupulous attention to the beginning and end of an inspirational story, while ignoring everything in between.
An inspirational story wouldn’t be considered inspirational if the outcome was likely or probable. So you’ve got to be equal parts revolting and stupid, to try and use “inspiration porn” as an argument for what every person should achieve. Especially when that life experience is completely out of your depth.

Be careful to watch out for snakes who try and use inspiration porn as an excuse to keep the world just the way it is, while ignoring systemic injustices.
by Olive989 March 21, 2023
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snuff porn

A type of illegal porn that has some sort of muder involved. It mostly is watched by people with severe emotional issues on the dark/deep web.
"Apperently Jack watches snuff porn. He needs help"
by Jay the dick September 15, 2016
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