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Spooky Pineapple

A spooky pineapple is a way to call someone that’s acting stupid, weird or off.
“Man that girl is one spooky pineapple, she gives me the heebie jeebies.”
“Don’t be such a spook about this.”
“Stop acting like a pineapple and hurry the fuck up.”

Creamy Pineapple

Having sex in the doggy style position while your girl is cutting up pineapple; then, when the time comes, bust a fat nut over the sliced pineapple and then she eats it while reciting "OHHHHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!"
Paul gave your girl the creamy pineapple while your were on a business trip last Thursday
Creamy Pineapple by Creamyboi July 14, 2020

pen pineapple apple pen 

something that one guy sang about in that song you remember as a child but you don't know the guy who sang it. it was a very catchy song that you still remember all the lyrics.
pen pineapple apple pen would be indicated by one singing
i have a pen...
i have an apple
BAM
apple pen

expired pineapple 

a type of insult to someone who doesn't speak you language and doesn't understand you

suck my pineapple 

basically is euphemism for "suck my cock" also you can call someone a cock by saying pineapple instead and they wont know it.
"so what's up?"
"fuck you, suck my pineapple"

put a pineapple on it 

what someone says when they catch someone in a lie or it is used when someone is being disrespectful.
person 1: you're so ugly
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !

person 1: oh no you didnt!

person 2: oh yes i did!