pud muffin

Means a muffin that's got a little bit of penis cream in it. Usually a vagina.

My pud muffin is so creamy after having so much sex with wyatt g.

by Tiffanylfudge May 11, 2018

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Surprise Pudding

When you're doing anal with your girl and she shits on your dick without warning.

Last night I have my bf some surprise pudding. I don't think he liked it.

by Thatwhiteguy15 February 18, 2017

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royal pudding

When you freeze poop put it in a blender and then eat it

He had royal pudding for breakfast

by Jackson Looney March 6, 2017

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Pudding on the cake

The act of deficating upon the vaginal area.

She wanted something dirty so I gave her the pudding on the cake.

by Tbag March 8, 2017

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A type of pudding made by your loving grandmother, while very tasty and sweet it reeks and then you realize grandma accidently rubbed banana pudding on her feet calluses instead of ointment so she put it back. Don't worry about it being gross though she's senile.

"Hey Billy how about that trending grandma pudding are you a fan?"
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"

Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.

by Fat track mcdack tack May 3, 2016

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