Oklahoma Fog Horn

when you hang a dude from his legs off the top of a lighthouse and fuck him until he starts moaning loud enough call boats to shore.

“I just performed an Oklahoma fog horn on Jimmy and seven boats filled with midgets came in and recorded everything”

by Flash2110 October 17, 2025

horn battle

A competition between two or more horns usually to see which is loudest. May take place between any types of horns, including car horns, truck horns, locomotive horns, ship horns, marching band horns, etc.

The marching band just had a horn battle with that train! I think it won!

by mamarley August 20, 2011

3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out and u stack three empty beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night after long cock Larry passed out we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019

on the horns of a dilemma

facing a choice between two equally undesirable alternatives

The lion was on the horns of a dilemma, deciding what he should do in such a risky situation.

by British Virgin Islands at the February 3, 2023

Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak

She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn

by Crsp November 26, 2021

Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by AuWins57 July 22, 2008

horn toy

A person who is often used as a sex doll. The person can and will have intercourse with the horn toy whenever they have the chance. Kind of like Mineta.

Person 1: Hi, wanna get some booze?
Person 2: Nah! I’m gonna have some fun with my horn toy.
Person 1: What!
Person 2: …
Horn Toy: *please don’t,* (stands there and accepts it.

by username goes here October 15, 2021