Nick Starr is a handsome beast. He feeds on newborn children and sucks the teets of his 243 monkey step sisters. He has an obsession with wooden toasters, and this isn't just one person. Anyone with this forbidden name does professional monkey teet-sucking
by ChelseaTheHotBitch October 15, 2022
Get the Nick Starrmug. Despite his generic name, a Nick White is anything but normal. At an embaressing four foot one inch a Nick White can easily walk through a crowd of people by effortlessly strolling between their legs as he is rarely taller than anyone's crotch. A Nick White can most commonly be seen accompanied by two young boys as he strolls around school, hands in pockets in his oversized green sleeved Polo Shirt trailing on the ground. Nick Whites ego can usually be felt whenever he enters a buildings due to the fact he is a prefect. However it is known that this accolade was given to him for achieving the thiccst ass on record. When not accompanied by his young boys Nick White is at the gym squatting to maintain his ass mass. Nick Whites ego is only reduced when he is in the presence of a bearded six foot eight inch tall Persian Man. When this occurs Nick White is usually seen begging for forgiveness for playing the worst sport hockey.
by ♿boosting June 14, 2020
Get the Nick Whitemug. An exceptionally long break taken by an employee at a place of employment.
For example, a break that lasts 4x the allowed length, or a lunch break that lasts 2x the allowed length.
For example, a break that lasts 4x the allowed length, or a lunch break that lasts 2x the allowed length.
Employee #1: Where the hell is Sir Nicholas? I haven't seen him on the sales floor all day!?
Employee #2: He must be taking a Nick Break.
Employee #1: ...makes sense.
Employee #2: He must be taking a Nick Break.
Employee #1: ...makes sense.
by Big D's DICKtionary January 15, 2020
Get the Nick Breakmug. The logic that isn't logic at all used by Nick. It makes no sense whatsoever and no one but Nick understands because it is completely illogical. Either a straight line is somehow drawn from one thing to a conclusion which has no relevance to the thing, there is no possible way anyone could ever connect the two yet with Nick logic they do even though it has no connection. Or, an action is done that makes no sense in any way yet in the mind of Nick, it makes perfect sense when no one else can figure out how it could make any sense in the slightest. It is completely illogical in every way and it is baffling how Nick could ever think it is logical. It makes no sense.
Person 1: How... What... How did he...?
Person 2: How did he draw that conclusion from THAT?
Person 1: How does that make ANY sense WHATSOEVER?
Person 3: It's Nick logic.
Person 2: How did he draw that conclusion from THAT?
Person 1: How does that make ANY sense WHATSOEVER?
Person 3: It's Nick logic.
by I_speak the_truth September 25, 2019
Get the Nick logicmug. A hard worker who gives it his all, to support his family , gorgeous blue eye unless hes annoyed or angry then they turn grey, the one who marrys him will be one
by That boy nayte March 8, 2022
Get the Nick Maciejewskimug. by JustAnotherContributor November 20, 2014
Get the nick specialmug. by joey.doesnt.share.food November 15, 2022
Get the Nick Cannoningmug.