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Salt Party

A social event in which every person covers themselves in an inch of table salt and licks it off each other in a penis-alada fashion.
E.g. When Grant has a salt party and covers his ham in seasoning
by Little woody December 12, 2013
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Salt

1. A compound of Sodium and Chlorine.

2. A polymorphic sentient rock, usually going by the name of Pearl, who is particularly snarky. She refuses to stop grieving her deceased lover and tries to push said lover's legacy onto the half-breed child that caused her to die.
1. Could you pass the table salt?

2. Garnet, Amethyst, and Salt are the Crystal Gems.
by Fffhjiiufgnjj May 6, 2017
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Costco Salt Job

When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.

Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
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Redneck bath salts

Drugs??????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me : leaving pizza place that shared a door with a pool place

Her: Did you get any redneck bath salts?

Me:what?
Her: Did you guys get any redneck bath salts?

Me: No...
Her: Redneck Bath salts. You should look them up. They're really good.
by Ribbajoxy1412 January 9, 2018
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Salt

Sex at lunch time, a nooner
Hey honey I’m swinging by the house for some salt.
by Elivinicizz May 7, 2021
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Salt Life

Many think this simply means "a lover of the beach". But it also has a police/military slang definition:

When you see a Salt Life or Pirate Flag with a skull and swords, don't assume they are Jimmy Buffett fans. They are secret symbols for law enforcement or military personnel.

The word Salt is a play on the word Assault as in assault teams and the pirate flag was worn by some Navy Seals in Africa.

Regardless, LEOs and Military members have adopted them both as a way to publicly say who they are to others in the know but without the general public noticing. Many times undercover cars will have either of these stickers on them.
"License and registration, sir?...Oh you're a brother? I didn't see your Salt Life tag at first. Sorry, have a great day."
by De-Ctypto September 23, 2023
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Salt Blaster

A word meaning the same as a crack head, somebody that does drugs excessively like cocaine and meth.
Hey look over there at those salt blasters walking down the street.
by armflap3000 March 16, 2025
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