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da munchies

when you smoke alot of weed and you get seriously fuckin' hungry.
"Damn, dude, i got da munchies."
"HHHUUUUAAATT?"
"I GOT DA MUNCHIES!"
"OOOKKKKAAAAYYYY!!!!"
"YEEEAAAAAAH!"
"indeed..."
by dude007 May 30, 2008
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Mutchies

A shorter way to describe mutual friends you have with another person on facebook.
Person One: I see we have 4 mutchies on facebook.
Person Two: Yeah... I didn't know we had so many mutchies.
by punctualpunctuater November 2, 2009
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sprog muncher

someone who is known to eat the penis and swallow sperm
david, you're such a sprog muncher
by aagg April 9, 2008
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Delaware Dick Muncher

This sexual act requires an uncircumsized penis. While you and your parter are having intercourse, have one person, bite the foreskin off of the uncircumsized penis, and eat it.
John: Dude, last night when I was having sex with my mom, she gave me a Delaware dick muncher.

Kevin: Does that mean that you used to be uncircumsized!?

John: Yeah, but my mom just ate it.
by Juan my balls off January 31, 2009
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new york tittie muncher

there's a reason your girlfriend has no nipple

or

i gave her a New York tittie muncher
by crazy mexican May 21, 2008
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curry muncher

by Crab Pineapple 69 May 25, 2017
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Drunk munchies

Somthing that my fat ass friends made up so they can eat all my food. Do not get tricked by somone who claims they have the drunk munchies, because they are not real.
Them: Dude this beer really gave me the drunk munchies.
Me: No it didnt, your just a fat ass.
by ChrisJK September 10, 2008
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