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Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb-ass. Why can't you see that?
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Or boast about high school rugby
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