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Martin

The best person ever, Friends with great polish nationalist Adrian. He always plans everything out 5 steps ahead and anticipates how his friends will react. He will always give up anything to help others, especially those he loves. He will always put his friends and family before him no matter what. Overall, you are super lucky to have a guy like him in your life so make sure to keep him close
Martin is amazing!
by Lukeiiad May 26, 2021
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Martin

God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.
Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?

Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.

Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
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molly-martined

Getting absolutely polaxed and needing someone to carry you home. This someone is usually the boyfriend and has to take care of her and deal with her shit.
'Mate you were molly-martined last night!'
'You threw up all over her bathroom floor, you were molly-martined'
by Christian is a ballbag March 8, 2015
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Martin Niemoëller

A German priest, circa 1900-1952, almost purged by Hitler at Mauthaussen.
Martin Niemoëller wrote a poem called when they came for the communists.
by Sexydimma June 3, 2021
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creamy martin

When semen is used as lubricant.
Who needs lube when you can just do a creamy martin?

Derek likes to do creamy martins on Sue.
by hobojosh December 29, 2007
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Alfie martin

Name of someone who is very intelligent and a very good lucking man
Who can hate Alfie martin
by A1233 July 2, 2022
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avery ate martins ass

avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.
by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023
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