The best person ever, Friends with great polish nationalist Adrian. He always plans everything out 5 steps ahead and anticipates how his friends will react. He will always give up anything to help others, especially those he loves. He will always put his friends and family before him no matter what. Overall, you are super lucky to have a guy like him in your life so make sure to keep him close
Martin is amazing!
by Lukeiiad May 26, 2021
Get the Martinmug. God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.
Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?
Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.
Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.
Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.
Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
Get the Martinmug. Getting absolutely polaxed and needing someone to carry you home. This someone is usually the boyfriend and has to take care of her and deal with her shit.
'Mate you were molly-martined last night!'
'You threw up all over her bathroom floor, you were molly-martined'
'You threw up all over her bathroom floor, you were molly-martined'
by Christian is a ballbag March 8, 2015
Get the molly-martinedmug. by Sexydimma June 3, 2021
Get the Martin Niemoëllermug. by hobojosh December 29, 2007
Get the creamy martinmug. by A1233 July 2, 2022
Get the Alfie martinmug. by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023
Get the avery ate martins assmug.