Martin Dzimbaník

He is the best guy ever... You have never seen anyone like him. He is loyal, cute, sexy, smart, creative, kind, gentleman and a lot more... He loves like no one else, his love is just precious. When he falls in love with someone he isn't playing.
When he falls in love he is able to do anything he can for his love.

If you ever see him you have to go talk to him. You don't have to be shy or anything

You're such a Martin Dzimbaník
Trish: "You will never believe who I saw"
Jessica: "Who did you see"
Trish: "I saw Martin Dzimbaník"

by Malcolm is best bro love you July 17, 2019

stacy martin

That one asistaint principal that's a snich ass bitch and gets on everyone's nerves and is the one to break up all the good fights in the hallway during passing period ps. loves big mac's.

Girl 1:COME AT ME BITCH
Girl 2:O HELLL NO

Stacy Martin: STOP FIGHTING BE A SCHOLAR

by Yo_momma_gay_asf July 10, 2019

Martin Taylored

When you trina get your dealer to hit you up with that loud but he gives you a "sorry mate I'm busy right now".

Guy 1: Here mate, you got that kush?
Guy 2: No mate my dealer Martin Taylored me.

by puremaddad June 23, 2016

Martin

A person that loves to go off on a tangent. Also loves himself.

What’s the point of this story? Don’t be such a Martin.

by beckylouwalker May 7, 2022

Martin Steezefactor

The biggest fag in the uniiverse. A poor being who wants dick. A poor excuse for a being. A penis lover, man lover.

Hey, do you know "Martin Steezefactor"? You mean that guy who loves to suck dick? Yeah that faggot. He can go to hell!

by Martin Steezefactor October 12, 2008

Martin sex

Sexual intercourse with a man and a dog at the same time while playing uno and sucking at it

You need to try some martin sex

by Blackcockhomie January 14, 2021

Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

That nigga had a dr-e-e-e-am

Shout out Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

by NotAGhettophile October 14, 2024