minge mop

a spong or towel that's used to clean up a messy vagina.

Can you pass me the minge mop, my fanny is moist

by ResRudeBoy February 10, 2025

Tiddling My Moist Minge

Masturbating

My wife caught me tiddling my moist minge.

by MommyRisa March 7, 2025

Minge mushrooms

A fungal infection on a woman’s vagina

In all of this hot weather Kylie ended up with a big crop of minge mushrooms

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Minge

Collective noun for a group of beavers.

Look over by the river! I can see a whole minge of beavers about to bite the tree down.

by Steve507 June 30, 2024

liew ming wei

A gay person who is into sexy gay porn and occasional watches them in front of children, an avid fan of gay black men sex i suppose.

Please do not talk to him, he is liew ming wei. Any girls in the area please refrain from making eye contact with that liew ming wei.

by LiewMigBoss July 22, 2024

Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.

“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.

"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024