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McDonald's relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!,
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020
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McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 6, 2020
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McDonald’s cooch

A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch
My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm
by Sagitusnapitus January 4, 2021
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McDonald's

Mcdonald's. The best fast food store ever that sells burgers, chicken nuggets, icecream, chicken wings, fries and drinks.

It's cheap and delicious. Who wouldn't want any?
Morgan: Wanna grab some Mcdonald's?
Jess: Sorry Morgan, I'm really busy right now.
by Urban Eggs March 19, 2021
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McDonald’s Miu

McDonald’s miu is an icon, someone who works at McDonalds. They are living the dream with Byakuya Togami, their husband and McDonald’s Chiaki their child
Byakuya: how is my wife

McDonald’s Miu: McDonald’s Miu
by McDonald’s Miu August 8, 2021
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McDonald’s Miu

a horny pony colosal on TikTok that is into a rich blonde dude that is a literal daddy long leg spider that is in a game called dang it grandpa,she goes around saying “McDonalds Miu” “McDonalds Miu”,you can never escape McDonalds Miu
“person 1:who is this McDonalds Miu?”

“person 2:well,you see,it’s a long ass story how she became a thing. McDonald’s miu is an icon.”
by McDonald’s Miu Left Arm August 8, 2021
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McDonald's Peen

McDonald's Peen
A girl who doesn't cook or clean, but will jump in a dude's car to go get a quick lay and some mcd's
All she does is gets that McDonald's peen, forreal bruh

She don't cook, she don't clean, but she does get that McDonald's Peen
by LinkT4ce September 15, 2021
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