Mario

A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.

Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?

Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.

Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.

by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022

mario manifesto

The rise of Mario mains in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate; Objectively better than the Falco agenda.

Tryhard: Have you heard of the Falco Agenda? It means that Falco is really good! And it onl . . .
Cool guy: I'm more of a Mario Manifesto man myself. *proceeds to take the tryhard to dunkin donuts.*

by Daman is Dendy November 1, 2022

speedrunner mario

Terminal montage's creation which is the yahoo man but fast.

Person 1:have you heard of speedrunner mario
Person 2:yaho

by when you bottom text November 2, 2022

Green Mario

lugi

whos green mariooi?L; Oh Its luogi

by DumbassMode November 10, 2022

raper mario

a man who is plumer

wow raper mario is soo cool

by fgdsz November 16, 2022

Mario

Wannabe skateboarder who likes corn dogs and hot pockets who also thinks everything other than jack in the box and joji is mid

Mario is a silly corn dog

by Mario's Cock November 16, 2022

Mario Kabanoss

sausag

Mario Kabanoss sausagges

by Golja November 24, 2022